The Kievan Conquest of Germany

The Kievan Conquest of Germany was a war taking place in Eastern and Central Europe on the night of April 11th. It was the second in a currently ongoing series of wars known as the Sbeve Wars.

The Kievan Rus had had increased tensions with Germany over such important and high stakes matters such as  'Was Germany Gay?'  and  'Were the Kievan Rus Cringe?'   

 'Germany is gay and cringe lol' - Gayleb, leader of the Kievan Rus

Once Sbeve had joined Kiev after the first war, Kiev declared war on Germany to aim for its destruction and conquest. Austria-Hungary came to the defense of Germany, and in response, Romania - as they were allies of the Kievan Rus - declared war on Austria-Hungary (despite the fact that they were never at war with Germany). Berlin, Copenhagen, Vienna and Buda were all badly damaged by the war. Austria-Hungary is offered a white peace, which they accept, wheras Germany is conquered and split between the Kievan Rus and France, and its native people exiled. This treaty would cause great tension between Germany and France, though following the annexation of France by Canada, the land was returned to the Germans and the dispute was settled.