The Zhongguo Inquirer

The Zhongguo Inquirer was a short-lived """news""" network started around the end of VMJ World. It was a cable news network in the style of Fox News, reporting on the politics of Zhongguo, and it featured many zany characters as anchors. It took a populist, pro-emperor stance, and spent most of its time attacking or praising political figures, only for the anchors to instantly change their opinion. They would also try to smear politicians, such as with the claim that MintyMichael loved shrimp scallopini, and spent taxpayer money on scallopini. This is of course not true, as Zhongguo had no taxes.

Its reoccurring anchors included Wolf Schnitzel, Chucker Charleston, and Blonde-Haired Newslady. It also featured minor characters such as Robot Wolf Blitzer and Professor Smartypants.