Tool War

Prelude
After being insulted by Keuradeurva, Fiyu (AOC2036) hastily located his base in Pickland. From here, a massacre began as Fiyu constantly destroyed Keuradeurva over and over again a dozen times. When Java_Sea logged on, a back-and-forth began between Fiyu & Pussilamous with Keuradeurva. Alas, the war declaration was presented by Java_Sea after receiving reports of Keuradeurva threatening Hoeland sovereignty.

Conflict
Within six minutes, the entire nation of Pickland, including the sole base of Keuradeurva and his uncomplete mob farm, was destroyed by Hoeland forces.

Aftermath
Hoeland forced an unconditional surrender onto Pickland, with the following terms:


 * Hoeland will annex Pickland (now New Bahamas);
 * Keuradeurva will stop telling Mradper he is threatening war;
 * Java_Sea will build a Hoeland-styled house for Keuradeurva.

The war's end certified Hoeland hegemony as the strongest tool-based country.

Keuradeurva relocated to Siberia.