Sbeve Wars

The Sbeve Wars were a trilogy of wars fought in Europe between the 10th and 12th of April, 2020. The name 'Sbeve Wars' is a colloquial name to collectively describe these wars, even if only the first can unanimously be fully atributted to Sbeve himself.

The First War
The first war was the Batavian Independence war of April 10th. The Angevin Empire was one of the largest countries in Europe at the time, however its influence and power was fading. Over the course of the day and the following days, the city-state of Binah, the Kingdom of France, and the Republic of Batavia would declare independence. Whilst Binah and France would peacefully seperate, Batavia would decare a war.

Germany came to Angevin's defense during this war, and with German help the settlements of Amsterdam and Brussels would be destroyed - however Angevin settlements would also be damaged.

The war resulted in an Angevin victory, with Angevin reclaiming Batavia and exiling Sbeve from Western Europe.

The Second War
The second war was the Kievan Conquest of Germany of April 11th. The Kievan Rus had had increased tensions with Germany over such important and high stakes matters such as  'Was Germany Gay?'  and  'Were the Kievan Rus Cringe?'

 'Germany is gay and cringe lol' - Gayleb, leader of the Kievan Rus

Once Sbeve had joined Kiev after the first war, Kiev declared war on Germany to aim for its destruction and conquest. Austria-Hungary came to the defense of Germany, and in response, Romania - as they were allies of the Kievan Rus - declared war on Austria-Hungary (despite the fact that they were never at war with Germany). Berlin, Copenhagen, Vienna and Buda were all badly damaged by the war. Austria-Hungary is offered a white peace, which they accept, wheras Germany is conquered and split between the Kievan Rus and France, and its native people exiled. This treaty would cause great tension between Germany and France, which to this day has yet to be resolved, as well as tension between the Kievan Rus and other European nations, such as Iberia, Sacrania, and Croatia.

The Third War
The third war was the German Retaliation war of April 12th. Iberia, the leaders of the European Council, were not only angry at Sbeve for creating war and destruction across Europe, but also wanted to restore Germany and restore peace and balance to Europe.

They declared war on the Kievan Rus with the aim of restoring Germany and exiling Sbeve from the continent. Sacranian and Croatian volunteers help out Iberia, but this was ultimately unnescessary as the Kievan Rus surrender without a fight after 23 minutes, presumably as they had heard of the great fighting skills of the Iberian Leader, Tomad. All demands were accepted, with Germany being restored (except for the land given to France, who later joined Canada), Sbeve being exiled from the continent, and the Kievan Rus becoming an Iberian puppet state for two weeks.