Republic of Haiti

Overview
The Republic of Haiti is a nation dedicated to being the most poverty ridden nation on earth, and also exporting its poverty to other nations. Founded by Teuton and East Virginia, the republic is known for its famed slums stretching from the banks of Port-Au-Prince, to the mountains countryside inland. The government is a kleptocratic dictatorship. Having no real purpose other than to expand the material wealth of its ruling class (active members). Despite this Haiti still cannot afford a national anthem, rather it relies on the sound of Haitian babies beating rats with sticks and various car horns on a busy urban street as the unofficial national hymn.

Armed Forces
Despite having an overtly expansionist agenda, the Haitian army is actually sidelined in favor of the Tonton Macoute (officially the Volunteers of the National Security) who act as a private paramilitary force loyal only to the ruling National Unity Party.